Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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