its not stalking. its research.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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