How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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