Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
My ass is underappreciated
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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