Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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