ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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