Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I think my moral compass just broke
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