i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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