You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
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