So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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