mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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