i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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