Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have tasted many bathrooms
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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