what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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