Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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