Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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