Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Drake has all the answers
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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