Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
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I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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