So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
jump out the window naked night went bad
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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