I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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