Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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