i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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