I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
My penis needs a shock collar
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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