NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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