Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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