i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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