i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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