Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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