Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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