You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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