I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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