How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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