I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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