weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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