I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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