Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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