omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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