I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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