look no pants
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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