no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
birth control should be required to get into college
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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