are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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