I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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