you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
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