Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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