i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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