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Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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