Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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