I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize