Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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