I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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