Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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