i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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