My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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