youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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