this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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