If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
