we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
