So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
kristin has been a bad kristin
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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