its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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