this beer tastes like vomit already
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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