Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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