We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
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