we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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