This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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