"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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