I'm eating all of the evidence.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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